real hamster, real talk.

the last time i kissed a girl was preschool

one time my friend who was a girl passed me a note in 8th grade math class and me being who i am i didnt open the note until after class and the note said “can i borrow a pencil?”

she never got a pencil

my name is eric, i'm worth 40 million Neopoints, and i just wanna do hoodrat things with my friends. i love cheesecake and computer. hmu if you wanna be friends, i'll photoshop your face on things

this my free open range cage and wheel to play in
stick around for a while and you just might start to hate me

Powerade®

ask me the wonders of da universe what is this for

pix of me about me

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