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real hamster, real talk.

it’s almost 4 am and I’m not the least bit tired. who do I blame for this probably obama

free him

free him

where do you live out here again I forgot

where do you live out here again I forgot

im in a town called The Colony in Texas

there’s also a city called White Settlement an hour away

what the fuck Texas

excuse me where can I find the greeting cards

excuse me where can I find the greeting cards

who are u people

why the fuck am I awake

I have arrived in Dallas

bought a gas station egg salad sandwich on a road trip

feeling risky

sitting in the car for ~9 hours today hope i see a ufo

why is mcdonalds still asking “boy or girl?” when it comes to happy meals tho

bewbin:
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im going to dallas, texas this week

cool

I Turned 16 Long Time Ago

why do i constantly see posts about copying homework? shut the hell up and do your own homework son college is gonna fuck u up otherwise