real hamster, real talk.

i cannot stop laughing at that video it is golden

nosdrinker:

unit03:

what did i do

cried

cruciothatbitch:

kenway:

watch at least the first minute of this

i did not want this video to end

ordered mongolian beef and told them bitches i wanted it extra spicy and i s2g if its still not spicy ima flip shit smh

amazon knows me so well

amazon knows me so well

everything in moderation. even breathing

is there a such thing as potato chip salad

coolator:

therealhamster:

coolator:

So I went to get my stitches out and the doctor was like “look it has healed fine but hasn’t closed up yet” and I looked at the gaping cut on my hand and instantly fainted and came to like two seconds later and started vomiting into the trash can and the nurse was like “I’ll go get you a juice box” so yeah how was your morning?

but how was that juice box tho

Sweet and flavorful, full of aromatics.

so your morning was good then?

coolator:

So I went to get my stitches out and the doctor was like “look it has healed fine but hasn’t closed up yet” and I looked at the gaping cut on my hand and instantly fainted and came to like two seconds later and started vomiting into the trash can and the nurse was like “I’ll go get you a juice box” so yeah how was your morning?

but how was that juice box tho

but a person persistently asking for nudes from someone on the internet after they said “no” is sexually aggressive behavior and if that behavior isn’t called out it is probably more likely to bleed into their real life behavior where something truly tragic could happen because of it. 

idk

called my boss to tell her I wasn’t coming in again and she was like “well luckily you have that ps4 to play while in bed” I don’t think she believes I’m sick and thinks I’m just playing games 8 hours a day lmaooo

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apologize to your body

me and my body aren’t on speaking terms right now

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i dont consider that shit breakfast at all

you let me down son

this review of the A.M. crunchwrap is making me extremely uncomfortable