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real hamster, real talk.

just remembered I had a dream last night I was cooking sandwiches on a pool table. what even

waynesworld1992:

when the whole squad thicc as hell

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lemme guess chickens lay them

lemme guess chickens lay them

now that the Simpsons marathon is over I can go back to watching nothing but the news and shows about extreme food

precumming the reviews ive been reading have been shit and the huge list of things not included really turned me off toward to this game. they even removed the open world bro

fstw:

therealhamster:

so apparently sims 4 is a shit game according to reviewers. such a shame.
not gonna touch it unless it gets a console port and when on sale

>The Sims
>On Console

i ain’t wasting my time hunched over in a computer chair for this shit game not worth the back pain

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sims 4 doesn’t even have dishwashers. all terrain is flat. babies cannot be carried around. no pools on release (will probably be $19.99 DLC knowing EA)

what the fuck has EA done? this game will probably be on tablets and consoles within a year which explains the dumbed down experience. i am saddened

so apparently sims 4 is a shit game according to reviewers. such a shame.
not gonna touch it unless it gets a console port and when on sale

*eats all the almonds, cashews, and peanuts out of a mixed nut container” ur welcome

I got rid of my desk and retired my desktop computer weeks ago and it’s as if I never even had either of those things. Literally all my internet consumption is done through my phone now. Life is crazy

"suck a dick" is a horrible insult because like at least 33% of the population likes sucking dick anyway it’s like getting mad at someone and telling them to ride a scenic bike route

TV in my room has been on all day literally every day playing nothing but the simpsons since the every episode marathon started. i don’t remember regular television life anymore

knee caps are weird as shit

EA access is an incredible deal fuck sony for taking that opportunity away from playstation owners real talk

mario kart 8 dlc in november and may??? hell yeah fucking right